Computer Support Codes

In computer support, a variety of codes can be used when referring to a customer

PEBKAC: Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair

PICNIC: Problem in chair - not in computer

ID 10 T Error: ID 10 T is, of course, IDIOT

source: http://www.uphaa.com/blog/index.php/secrect-code/

Issue 3

I even can't believe what I've found. :) While reading my Feed Reader a little article came up with this mysterious title "This is quite hillarious issue :)" - the more interesting thing is that I'm today updated my project's CVS to the latest revision. And my project is also on Googlecode, like this one in the blog post, so I'm visited the project's site. It's a thumbnail generator script. The more interesting thing - they have an open issue starred by 73 people: http://code.google.com/p/blackgold/issues/detail?id=3.
The most kickass issue I've ever heard.

Microsoft Songsmith

The pretty new Microsoft Songsmith and this advertisement really made my day.
OMG the guys in Redmond are really lacking of focus....
DO NOT EAT BEFORE WATCHING THIS.



Sum of this video:

You can’t sing and we can’t program, we’re a match!

Forget to mention - the laptop on the first screen with the sexy sticker is an APPLE MACBOOK PRO! LOL Microsoft...

Is this racism? LOL!

What can we read on opensuse forums while talking about web-browsers? Check out this browser-racist site: Internet Explorer is EVIL! .
Have a lot of fun!
Do not forget to look at:
STUPID WEB PAGES and Wacky Windows Errors - this one really made my day. :)

Unix - Linux - Distro related jokes

ROTFL! There are some really kickass comics from KDE forums:
http://forum.kde.org/best-unix-linux-distro-related-jokes-t-19993.html
Enjoy :D

Hacking Google Image Search

I've just found and interesting thread on http://forums.opensuse.org/ about Google's image search. :)
So, to get started go to Google's site, and click to image search. Search for something popular (flowers, cars). When the pictures are displayed paste this code into your browsers address bar:

javascript:R= 0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI= document.images ; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i < DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math. sin(R*x1+ i*x2+x3)* x4+x5; DIS.top=Math. cos(R*y1+ i*y2+y3)* y4+y5}R++ }setInterval('A()',5); void(0)

Enjoy! :)

Another neerd test

Try out and take a comment with your scores. ;)

Geek Quiz

I've just made one Geek Quiz. Glad to hear - I'm not so geek. ;)

59% Geek

New results from 2008-12-06 :)

66% Geek

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Blue Screen of Death in Beijing - poor micro$oft

Beijing has decided to us "some stable" environment for the Olympics Games.
Yeah, of course, the winner is : micro$oft. As they said:

"Reports from China suggest that Microsoft's Silverlight is delivering exceptional streaming video for NBC's Olympic coverage. "

"The Olympics decided to use XP instead of Vista because it's more stable."

"Unfortunately, Microsoft also had the shame of the Blue Screen of Death afflict the opening ceremonies, with the BSoD up on the big screen for more than two hours during the ceremony."

Here is the link for the international tragedy. ROTFL.